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Based On Purchased Presidential Domain Names, Here’s The Democrats Running For President Against Trump

Posted on Oct 16, 2018 by in All Episodes, Be Less Stupid | 2 comments

Sorry Democrats, but Oprah is NOT running for President in 2020. The reason I know this with absolute 100% certainty is that OprahWinfryForPresident.com is a website anyone can buy right now for just $11.99. That said, there are OTHER democrats who have floated the idea of running against Donald Trump… and have taken the first step to announcing their candidacy, either they or someone they know bought the requisite presidential domain name. Here are your democratic frontrunners.

ElizabethWarrenForPresident.com

Elizabeth Warren has been thinking about a run at the presidency at least since July 15, 2010, when the domain name was originally purchased. (Note: The addressed is owned anonymously). Of the nearly dozen assumed democrats considering a run, Warren’s is the only one whose website is actually up, despite being so crude as to be closer to a static photograph than a dynamic website.

Here’s an interesting side note, earlier today, October 16th, 2018, an anonymous user registered the domain, PocahantasForPresident.com. Although, the site is not yet live.

Emails to Senator Warren’s office to confirm her web site’s existence were not returned.

MichaelAvenattiForPresident.com

Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti has been considering a run at the White House since at least May 3, 2018, when the domain was registered. (Note: The addressed is owned anonymously)

CoryBookerForPresident.com

New Jersey senator, Cory Booker has had presidential aspirations since at least June 18, 2016, when his domain was registered. Fearing voters wouldn’t know how to spell his name, on the same day, CoreyBookerforPresident.com was ALSO registered (Cory with an “e” and without).

Interesting side note, CoreyBookerForPresident.com is not yet a live website, however, when you type the URL into the search bar, the address is pointed to the Amazon page where you can buy Cory Booker’s book, United.

AndrewCuomoForPresident.com

The New York governor has been considering a run for the US Presidency at least since February 2, 2018, when the domain was registered. (Again, the owner is anonymous)

MichaelBloombergForPresident.com

New York’s mayor has been considering a run for the Presidency at least since February 16, 2006, because that’s when his domain was registered.

EricHolderForPresident.com

The former US Attorney general has been considering a run for the Presidency since at least May 13, 2015 when his domain was registered.

Interesting side note, the former US Attorney General also uses the “Jr” in his name… however, he did NOT register EricHolderJrForPresident.com. So, I did. I now own it for just one simple payment of $13.17.

TerryMcAuliffeForPresident.com

This former White House insider turned Virginia governor is also said to be considering a run for the White House. However, you wouldn’t know it based on his domain purchase. No one owns TerryMcAuliffeforpresident.com Although, it can be yours for one easy payment of $4499.00 @ GoDaddy.com

DevalPatrickForPresident.com

This former Massachusetts governor has been the subject of a whisper campaign and has pledged to make an announcement about his presidential aspirations before year’s end. That said, DevalPatrickForPresident.com is STILL available. But, unlike McAuliffe’s, Patrick’s URL can be yours for the VERY low price of just $99.00 @ GoDaddy.com.

KirstenGillibrandForPresident.com

Ms. Gillibrand’s presidential domain was registered on January 14th, 2018. The owner of the site is anonymous,.

KamalaHarrisForPresident.com

California’s freshman senator has been considering a presidential run since at least October 23, 2014. It’s the same day KamalaDHarrisforpresident.com was ALSO registered, to help those unsure if she uses her middle initial.

JoeBidenForPresident.com

The former Veep’s presidential domain has been registered since August 24, 2008.

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2 Comments

  1. It’s spelled WinfrEy.

  2. I believe that the establishments Biggest Fear is Senator Bernie Sanders. With that being said it doesn’t matter because he is the Man that’s started a Political Revolution that will not be stopped. With him as the head or anyone of the other people that has been vetted and given the seal of approval by true progressives will be the odds on favorite to win

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