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Can You Poke A Baby In The Head During Sex?

Posted on Mar 21, 2017 by in Be Less Stupid | 0 comments

POKE A BABY: Lots of men think that if they have sex with their pregnant partner, they will poke the baby in the head. And even worse, hurt the growing baby… because their penis is so big and long and powerful.

Only men can take an issue – pregnancy — that is quite literally 100% about women – and turn it into something that proves how big their penis is.

So- the growing baby is floating inside a sac of amniotic fluid which is floating inside the amniotic sac inside the uterus. Near the vagina, the uterus is protected by a rigid barrier called the cervix and by a platoon of beefeater guards. You’ve seen similar guards outside buckingham palace. Why do you think their hats are always shaved to look like a runway? Because they also guard growing fetuses.

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