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Elections, Voter Fraud and the Frightening Subversion Of The People’s Will

Posted on Oct 15, 2018 by in All Episodes, Be Less Stupid | 0 comments

Of all the shit storms “Orange Mothra” has unleashed, from the near nuclear war with North Korea to his xenophobic Muslim ban to playing grab-ass with Nazis and White Supremacists during Rose Garden photo ops, the most crippling to America’s future is the unprecedented 2016 attack on our election system, and his ordering of, condoning or association with it.

In Sept 2017, Homeland Security told election officials in 21 states that Russian hackers targeted their voting systems prior to the 2016 election. It was a massive Russian intelligence operation so secretive… Jared Kushner only had 3 emails and 4 meetings about it.

Here’s the thing:

The fundamental integrity of America’s voting systems were threatened by rogue nations, who have now demonstrated a goal of penetrating the back end of our election systems, be that manipulating and controlling voter data… or altering the outcome of the election itself.

Plain and simple: Our votes and our identities are under attack by bad actors – And I don’t mean Tom Arnold and Steven Segal. Although, they do, in fact, remain not just bad actors, but horrible ones at that.

The thing that distinguishes this great nation from ALL the other experiments in representative democracy is that thanks to the internet, there is now near universal access to specialized and unique shirts that can be comfortably worn un-tucked. Or, as these unicorns of men’s fashion are also known, “medium sized shirts.”


Our nation’s other hallmark is that each registered voter can ONLY vote once. And that for 250 some years, there has never been a significant incidence of fraudulent voting, either through ballot stuffing – by non-existent voters or compromised election officials — or multiple votes by single or multiple individuals.

That is, unless you count the massive voting fraud that resulted in Russian puppet Reuben Studdard — stealing the title “American Idol” from Clay Aiken.

Claymates now. Claymates forever!

Much has been written about the vulnerabilities of the modern electronic voting systems, including a bunch about a recent las vegas hacker event called Def Con, in which hackers were invited to infiltrate every known electronic voting system currently in use in the U.S. Hackers breached every system. Some, in less than 10 minutes.

The backend of one voting system – now, no longer in use – had “admin” as it’s system login and “a-b-c-d-e” as its password.

A different voting system used the same locking mechanism as a teenage girl’s diary. Yup. Our elections are as safe as Molly Ringwald’s secret desire to score with Ducky underneath the bleachers during home coming.

The founder of DEFCON said after the hacking session:

Participants with little prior knowledge and only limited tools and resources were quite capable of undermining the confidentiality, integrity, and availability of these systems”

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